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What is said.
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What it probably means.
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It is in good shape for its age.
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It might be a worn out wreck needing fixing before
it will work.
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Tech Special.
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This is broken and will be need to be fixed.
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This is my personal equipment.
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I want you to believe that I really used it.
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The XYL says it has to go.
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I am tired of looking at it and maybe my wife.
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I got it at an estate sale.
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I am not responsible for it if it does not work.
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Sold as is.
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You are on your own, Dude.
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Too heavy to ship.
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I don’t want to deal with shipping for any reason.
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Pick up only.
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I will make no effort to get it to you. Come get
it.
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I bought it from a collector.
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I want you to believe it is in “collector’s”
condition.
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I took it in a trade. I don’t know anything about
it.
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You are on your own, Dude.
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I saw one just like it on eBay…
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I know how to access eBay.
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No tire kickers.
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I don’t want to spend time telling you about it.
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Sorry, no picture.
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I don’t want to post a picture for you to see.
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Make an offer.
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I don’t know what I want for it but I want a lot.
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I got it from my Elmer
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The old guy next door gave it to me.
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I don’t need high power any more.
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My condo association just filed suit against me.
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Price reduced again…
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PLEASE buy this thing; I don’t want it any more.
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It could use a little
cleaning.
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I am too lazy to clean it before I try to sell it to you. |
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Needs TLC.
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It is not worth my getting it fixed.
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It should be an an easy fix.
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You are on your own, Dude.
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I have
no way to test this.
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It probably doesn't work. You are on your own, Dude.
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Have two of these; one has to go.
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I am going to keep the best
one and sell you the worst one.
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It is MINT!
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I really don't know what "Mint" means but it
sounds cool.
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It just needs some
tweaking...
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Oops. I turned some things and don't know how to put them
back where they were.
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Just a quick fix... |
I want you to have this problem, no me. |
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I have a nice... |
I am not going
to tell you its condition, but I like it. |
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GOD BLESS.
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I want you to believe that I am religious and thus trustworthy. |
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Selling for the widow of a silent key.
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Shame you into not even
thinking about making an offer ...and... You are on your own, Dude.
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I recently saw one sell on eBay for twice
the price I'm asking.
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I want you to believe that
this is a great deal.
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I already sold a dozen of them, these are
my last two.
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You snooze, you lose... if
you want one you better act quickly, don't even think about it.
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I will send a cashier's check with an extra $500.
Please send the extra $500 to my friend in ______.
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You are about to be screwed by the Nigerian
Cashier's Check scam... |
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Has unfilled warranty card. |
I'm too lazy to register the
rig and I want you to believe you have some kind of factory warranty
making this rig special. [Only Icom allows
transfers.] |
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